1.
"Living
with
you
is
a
nightmare,
but
at
least
I
can
still
control
who
sees
my
social
media. "
【卧槽】

2.
"Sorry,
not
sorry,
for
blocking
you
from
my
life
and
my
newsfeed. "
【拜拜】

3.
"Cheers
to
the
power
of
unfollowing
and
unfriending. "
【干杯】

4.
"If
only
there
was
a
way
to
block
your
snoring
as
easily
as
blocking
your
Instagram. "
【每天都要受罪】

5.
"The
ultimate
roommate
revenge
is
muting
you
on
every
platform. "
【报复】

6.
"I
didn't
choose
this
living
situation,
but
I
choose
who
I
interact
with
online. "
【只是因为住在一起】

7.
"It's
not
personal,
it's
just
necessary
for
my
own
sanity. "
【别想太多】

8.
"Who
needs
drama
from
their
roomie
when
you
can
live
peacefully
online?"
【不必苦恼】

9.
"They
say
to
keep
your
friends
close
and
your
enemies
closer,
but
I
say
to
keep
your
roommate
blocked
on
everything. "
【没有敌人，只有室友】

10.
"My
social
media,
my
rules.
And
the
first
rule
is
to
block
anyone
who
brings
unnecessary
negativity
into
my
life. "
【自己掌握】

11.
"Blocking
you
from
my
feed
is
the
only
thing
preventing
me
from
blocking
you
in
real
life. "
【就是想忍受不了】

1
2.
"Sorry,
I
can't
see
your
latest
post.
I'm
too
busy
avoiding
you
in
person. "
【够了】

1
3.
"Sometimes
you
have
to
create
your
own
safe
space,
even
if
it
means
blocking
out
someone
you
live
with. "
【保持安全距离】

1
4.
"I
may
share
a
room
with
you,
but
I
don't
have
to
share
my
online
life. "
【这是我的】

1
5.
"There's
a
reason
why
I
always
have
headphones
on
when
you're
around,
and
now
that
reason
extends
to
online
too. "
【听不到，看不到】

1
6.
"If
only
blocking
someone
in
real
life
was
as
easy
as
clicking
a
button. "
【简单得多】

1
7.
"I'm
not
ghosting
you,
I'm
just
not
interested
in
seeing
your
posts. "
【不是鬼魂】

1
8.
"Being
roommates
doesn't
mean
we
have
to
be
friends,
and
being
friends
doesn't
mean
we
have
to
follow
each
other
online. "
【交往自由】

1
9.
"Living
together
doesn't
mean
sharing
everything,
including
our
online
personas. "
【保持独立】

20.
"There's
a
button
for
everything
these
days,
including
blocking
out
negative
people
from
your
life. "
【适应现代生活】