1.
"Why
wake
up
early
when
you
can
hit
snooze
for
another
hour?"】

2.
"Sleep
is
the
best
meditation,
especially
when
you
don't
have
anything
urgent
to
do
in
the
morning. "】

3.
"Rise
and
shine?
More
like
hit
snooze
and
whine. "】

4.
"I
don't
need
an
alarm
clock,
my
body
knows
how
much
sleep
I
need. "】

5.
"Morning
person?
More
like
mourning
person. "】

6.
"I
wake
up
every
morning
with
the
full
intention
of
being
productive,
then
I
hit
snooze. "】

7.
"I
don't
have
a
problem
with
mornings,
I
have
a
problem
with
alarm
clocks. "】

8.
"If
being
a
morning
person
means
waking
up
before
noon,
count
me
out. "】

9.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
my
energy
for
later
in
the
day. "】

10.
"I
don't
function
before
coffee,
so
waking
up
early
is
pointless. "】

11.
"Mornings
are
the
worst
part
of
the
day,
unless
you're
still
sleeping. "】

1
2.
"Why
wake
up
at
the
crack
of
dawn
when
you
can
sleep
in
and
enjoy
the
sunrise?"】

1
3.
"My
bed
is
my
happy
place,
so
why
would
I
leave
it
early
in
the
morning?"】

1
4.
"I'm
not
a
morning
person,
I'm
a
midnight
marathoner. "】

1
5.
"I
don't
hit
the
snooze
button,
I
aggressively
protest
mornings. "】

1
6.
"I
wake
up
when
my
body
tells
me
to,
not
when
society
dictates. "】

1
7.
"Morning
routines
are
overrated,
I
prefer
staying
in
bed
and
browsing
social
media. "】

1
8.
"The
early
bird
may
catch
the
worm,
but
I'm
perfectly
content
with
brunch. "】

1
9.
"I
may
be
a
night
owl,
but
I
also
know
how
to
catch
up
on
sleep
during
the
day. "】

20.
"If
waking
up
early
is
the
key
to
success,
then
count
me
out.
I
prefer
to
sleep
my
way
to
the
top. "】