1.
"Love
is
just
a
fancy
way
of
saying,
'Me,
me,
and
more
of
me. '
"】

2.
"The
only
thing
love
truly
cares
about
is
its
own
reflection
in
the
mirror. "】

3.
"Love
is
the
ultimate
narcissist,
always
demanding
to
be
the
center
of
attention. "】

4.
"In
the
game
of
love,
selfishness
always
wins
the
trophy. "】

5.
"Love's
favorite
pastime
is
playing
mind
games
with
others,
to
fuel
its
own
ego. "】

6.
"Love
is
a
master
manipulator,
pulling
the
strings
of
our
hearts
for
its
own
pleasure. "】

7.
"Behind
every
act
of
love,
there's
a
hidden
agenda:
satisfying
its
own
desires. "】

8.
"Love
thrives
on
possessiveness
and
jealousy,
claiming
ownership
over
others'
happiness. "】

9.
"Love's
motto:
'What's
mine
is
mine,
and
what's
yours
is
also
mine. '"】

10.
"Chasing
after
love
is
like
chasing
after
a
mirage
-
it
always
leaves
you
empty-handed. "】

11.
"Love
is
like
a
black
hole,
sucking
in
everything
around
it,
never
satisfied. "】

1
2.
"Love's
favorite
hobby?
Breaking
hearts
and
leaving
a
trail
of
broken
promises
behind. "】

1
3.
"Love
is
selfishness
disguised
as
sweetness,
a
wolf
in
sheep's
clothing. "】

1
4.
"Love's
definition:
taking,
taking,
and
taking
some
more,
without
giving
in
return. "】

1
5.
"Love's
biggest
achievement?
Making
us
believe
it's
selfless,
when
it's
the
epitome
of
selfishness. "】

1
6.
"Love's
mission:
consuming
everything
in
its
path,
leaving
no
room
for
anything
else. "】

1
7.
"Love
is
a
bully,
always
wanting
things
its
way,
at
the
expense
of
others'
happiness. "】

1
8.
"Love
likes
to
play
with
our
emotions,
pulling
the
strings
like
a
puppet
master. "】

1
9.
"Love
is
a
never-ending
game
of
'me
first',
where
everyone
else
is
left
behind. "】

20.
"In
the
game
of
love,
there
are
only
winners
and
losers,
with
no
middle
ground. "】