1.
"I'm
so
tired,
I
feel
like
a
zombie. "】

2.
"I'm
pretty
sure
I
just
fell
asleep
standing
up. "】

3.
"Could
someone
please
bring
me
a
coffee
IV?"】

4.
"Why
do
I
look
like
I
haven't
slept
in
a
week?"】

5.
"I'm
pretty
sure
I'm
living
on
caffeine
and
adrenaline. "】

6.
"Sleep
is
for
the
weak,
or
so
they
say. "】

7.
"I
would
kill
for
a
nap
right
now. "】

8.
"I'm
not
sure
if
I'm
awake
or
having
a
really
vivid
dream. "】

9.
"Sleep?
What's
that?"】

10.
"I
feel
like
I've
been
hit
by
a
bus,
and
then
the
bus
backed
up
and
hit
me
again. "】

11.
"I'm
pretty
sure
I'm
delirious
at
this
point. "】

1
2.
"If
I
yawn
any
more,
my
jaw
might
dislocate. "】

1
3.
"I
can't
remember
the
last
time
I
slept
more
than
4
hours. "】

1
4.
"I
look
like
I
just
climbed
out
of
a
cave
after
hibernating
for
months. "】

1
5.
"Who
needs
sleep
when
you
have
Netflix?"】

1
6.
"I'm
pretty
sure
I've
reached
a
whole
new
level
of
tired. "】

1
7.
"If
my
eyes
roll
back
any
further,
they
might
get
stuck. "】

1
8.
"Pro
tip:
don't
try
to
pull
an
all-nighter
unless
you
want
to
look
like
me. "】

1
9.
"Someone
please
remind
me
why
I
thought
staying
up
late
was
a
good
idea?"】

20.
"I
am
a
walking,
talking,
exhausted
zombie. "】